The 4 Angles
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In 1937 the most useful plant on earth was banned overnight and it wasn't by accident. Hemp was used for everything: ropes, sails, paper, clothes. The Declaration of Independence was even drafted on hemp paper. Then the Marijuana Tax Act was passed. That's when they lumped hemp in with its psychoactive cousin even though hemp has zero THC. And who pushed hardest for that ban? The synthetic fiber industry. DuPont had just patented nylon and they needed hemp gone. The strongest natural fiber on the planet was illegal. And in that vacuum, polyester took over everything: your shirt, your sheets, your underwear, all plastic. Fast forward to today, researchers are finding microplastics in human testes. Toxicological Sciences 2024. PET from polyester was the most common type. The synthetic industry replaced hemp with something that might be harming us. So this guy Chuckie was making shirts with polyester and he and his wife were trying to start a family. He found this research and scrapped his entire product line. Spent hundreds of thousands rebuilding from scratch with zero synthetics. The result is what I'm wearing. Hemp, four times stronger than cotton. Bamboo for airflow. Organic cotton. Zero polyester, zero PFAS, made with DuraFlow patent-pending technology. This shirt grips the arm and hides the gut. And a lifetime warranty. You buy it once, wear for life. Over 350,000 men already switched. It took decades but hemp is back. Get up to 30% off now. Go to undrdoghemp.com.

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Polyester was invented by the chemical company DuPont. It was made from petroleum. Literal plastic. They designed it for industrial packaging and bottle production, not clothing. Packaging. But then they figured out they could sell it as a fabric and make a fortune. So they did. They marketed it as the miracle fiber. Now the majority of your wardrobe is made from it. You're wearing a recycled soda bottle right now and you're paying good money for the privilege. Cotton used to be different. Your granddad's cotton was thick, heavy, it lasted for years. Then the industry figured out they could grow it faster and cheaper by drowning it in pesticides and thinning out the fibers. The cotton you're buying today isn't the cotton your granddad wore. It's a paper-thin version that shrinks after one wash, falls apart in months. So they turned plastic into shirts and they ruined cotton. That's what you've been buying. That's why I tell everyone I wear UndrDog. I switched to it. It's hemp, same stuff they used to rig war ships and cross oceans. Stronger than cotton, doesn't hold sweat, it doesn't hold stink, it kills bacteria naturally. Real bamboo, organic cotton, no polyester, no plastic. Nothing in it that shouldn't be touching your skin. And I've been wearing the same ones on the job site for years. Sun, sweat, concrete dust. Wash after wash after wash, they still look like the day I bought 'em. They also come with a lifetime guarantee. I don't think I'll ever have to honour it.

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I tried on a hundred black tees so you don't have to. I keep a black tee on me and I feel like every man should. Because it's clean and you can put it on whenever you're about to go out and run errands or go on a date. A crisp black tee would never let you down. Polyester, one out of ten, hard pass. This is just plastic and when you sweat the plastic fibers usually treated with PFAS actually get absorbed by your skin. Avoid synthetic plastic blends like you avoid that text from your girl that says we need to talk. Cotton, five out of ten. It's better than plastic, but it does still have issues. It holds sweat and it's not breathable so you're just gonna stay wet and stink all day. And what's worse, after a few washes it loses its shape and you get that bacon neck. That's not the look my guy. Hemp, six out of ten. It's stronger than cotton, but it's rough and it wrinkles constantly. You're just gonna look like a homeless person or a hippie protester with no job. UndrDog, ten out of ten. I'm wearing it right now. This is the best black tee period. It's fit to hug onto your arms and make you look cut no matter what. It hides the midsection so anyone looks like they hit the gym every single day. And be ready, this is my 'sure thing' t-shirt. You're pretty much guaranteed to get lucky anytime you wear it. It uses their exclusive DuraFlow blend of hemp, organic cotton, and bamboo. Hemp for its legendary strength to live up to its lifetime guarantee. Bamboo for its breathability and it's antibacterial so you stay dry, fresh with no rank smells at the end of the day. And organic cotton which makes it super soft and touchable. No plastic, no PFAS, just natural fibers that look amazing. UndrDog has a lifetime guarantee so you'll never buy a black tee ever again. So throw all those other tees in the trash where they belong.

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Lululemon. Ooh. One out of ten. Eighty dollars for yoga pants for men? No thank you. That's all fake made for vegans. Same plastic problem, but for twice the money. It's not for real working men, it's for those pretty boys at the gym. How about BYLT? Two out of ten. Paying that much for a shirt with the majority being polyester? That's plastic. You sweat in that, that plastic is just going to leach chemicals right onto your skin. Paying to poison yourself? No thank you. True Classic. Five out of ten. Great ads, but after a few months they stretch out like a tent. You just have to keep replacing them, buying more and more of them. Jungmaven. Five out of ten. Better material, hemp. No plastic problem. However, feels like burlap. It wrinkles so quickly and for the price, leave it for the vegans. A real man can't work in burlap. How about UndrDog? Now we're talking. Eleven out of ten. It's the only t-shirt that I'm aware of that has a lifetime guarantee. Hemp, four times stronger than cotton. It won't rip and it won't wear out. And trust me, I've tried. Bamboo which is naturally anti-bacterial and it's breathable like nothing else. I can work all day and not have that sweat stink at the end of the day. Organic cotton. All the comfort with none of the chemicals. I've worn the same shirt for years on the job site through dirt, concrete, dust, sun, rain, sweat, you name it, and it still looks like new. This is the last t-shirt you'll ever buy. (Female voice) Well, are you wearing it now? Yeah I am. Looks great right? And that's on me. I'm kind of built like a sack of potatoes. It hides my gut and actually makes my shoulders and arms look nice. A Carhartt would make me look like I'm wearing a tent or a dress. This actually fits. (Female voice) They're going to grill you for this video. Good. I've owned more t-shirts and destroyed more t-shirts than most men will ever have in their life. When I say it works, it works.